Answers given by
2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did
God make mothers?
1. She's the
only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to
clean the house.
3. To help us
out of there when we were getting born.
How
did God make mothers?
1. He used
dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus
super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made
my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
What
ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes
mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the
world and one dab of
mean.
2. They had
to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why
did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?
2. God knew
she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like
me.
What
kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has
always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't
know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say
she used to be nice.
What
did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
2. She had to
know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on
beer?
3. Does he
make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why
did your Mom marry your dad?
1. My dad
makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a
lot.
2. She got
too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma
says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's
the boss at your house?
1. Mom
doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. Mom. You
can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess
Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than
dad.
What's the difference between
Moms & dads?
1 . Moms work
at work and work at home & dads just go to work at
work.
2. Moms know
how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are
taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power
'cause
that's who you
got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have
magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What
does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers
don't do spare time.
2. To hear
her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What
would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the
inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You
know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If
you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it
be?
1. She has
this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that.
2. I'd make
my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it
and not me.
3. I would like for her to
get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
her head.
Bless your
Mom.......for giving you life............Jennifer
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